Meu sonho é escrever igual os redatores do Gizmodo. Saca só esta nota sobre um relógio estranho com uma laranja no meio:

"Okay my little droogies, your humble narrator brings you a 10-inch timepiece that will remind you that it's time to stop listening to Ludwig Van and get back to the old in-out. You won't have to commit any of the ultra-viol to get one, either, because it's just $15.99"