Completamente exausto de trabalhar, botei minha mente no "passive mode" e fui ver uns sites.

Achei um legal, o Prior-Art-O-Matic, que é um gerador de idéias. Dentre as legais que gerei, tem:

"It's a greetings card that detects evil! It is completely waterproof."
"It's an answering machine that detects harmful gases! It hangs upside-down from the ceiling."
"It's a dog collar that increases your sex appeal, detects police sonar and smells a bit funny."
"It's like a normal suppository, but it jams mobile phone frequencies."