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Simple Gangsta Present.

Read the dialog below:

(Chad) Yo man!
(Brian) Yo! 'Sup!
(Chad) Sup! Ya got any dope?
(Brian) Yep, nu shit, finest hash 'round da hood.
(Chad) So gimme the fuckin' hemp or I'll pull some triggers on ya!
(Brian) Fuck it bro, yer jackin' me??
(Chad) I fuckin' am!! Gimme this fuckin ganja or I'm gonna fuckin' blow your fuckin' brains out!
(Brian) No way you fucker!! Don't sh... *BANG!*
(Chat) Ye, fuckin' bastard, me wants no fuckin' nigga dealin' round my territory.

Grammar Focus: Using the 'fuck' word

Notice the use of the 'fuck' word and of its derivatives (fuckin', fucker, etc). 'Fucking' is always used to emphasize any expression, and can be used anywhere in your phrase, as many times as you find necessary. Examples:

Boss to (ex) employee: You're fuckin fired, asshole!
Promoter to police on a drug raid: Fuck it you god damn fuckers! Stay away from my fucking nightclub!

Cutting out words, gangsta style

The african-american minority of the USA often uses chopped-off words with an aposthrophe that indicates where did the split take place. Examples:

Fuckin' = Fucking
Dealin' = Dealing (same applies to every verb with ing: Dancin', drillin', jerkin', etc.)
'hood = Neighborhood
'sup = Whassup = What's up

That's it for today! See you in the next lesson!