[-] Tip of the day: If you can read this you're not blind
[-] Tip of the day: Tipping is not a chinese city
[-] Tip of the day: Read the f&cking manual
[-] Tip of the day: Computing isn't for you. Have you considered gardening?
[-] Tip of the day: I'll crash one tenth of second before you press "save". You should give it up.