Eu acho muito estranhas aquelas ambulâncias de cidade do interior que sempre passam no centrão de Belo Horizonte. A que vi hoje tinha escrito: Prefeitura Municipal de Chalé-MG. Você já ouviu falar? Eu também não.

O mais estranho é que sempre é um Fiorino. Às vezes é uma Caravan velhona, quando a cidade é muito do interior.

Como hoje eu não tenho nada pra falar, vou botar aqui um rap que eu fiz de zoação, junto com um amigo. Ele é o Groovy MF (de MuthaFucka), o rapper violento e destruidor. Eu sou o MC JC, o rapper cafajeste pegador da mulherzada.

Aviso: Qualquer semelhança com a realidade é, com certeza, coincidência (mesmo porque eu não pego nem vírus de Internet)

(Groovy MF)

be ready to shut the fuck up bitches I´m tight like a motherfuck

yo wanna your teeth in their proper place ya know yo better pass the buck

yeah I´m entering your neighboohood with the strenght of a H Bomb

making niggas drop like flies stomp the heads and fuck your mom

my finger itching in the process of pulling a thousand triggers on you

so watch your back motherfuckers while my claws are coming through

I´m a walking apocalipse ready to blow up all nigga´s games

and bitch if yo call me ´sycho well that´s just one of my names

passing the mic to JC man he never met a bitch he didn´t stalk

yo know a sick motherfucker fucking holes in the sidewalk

(MC JC)

Yo that's me, fuckin' MC, JC the mighy cunt fucker

Watch out I'm screwing and suckin and lickin all of da beaver

When I walk in da 'hood all the pussies are getting the fever

'cause I'm the lover nigger, the ladies killer, the fuckin' Hammerdriller

Put your mouth on my mic no you bitch its between my legs

My rhyme is white and milky and it's creamin' all over yer chest

I'll fuck you the whole Kama Sutra when I fuck I'm the best

I'll even nail the lock of the jail if I'm under arrest

(Groovy MF)

falado: "yeah, JC man, watch your back ladies and specially watch your holes you because old groovy is back again

on the assault, and he wants your asses too"

yo´re a man with a plan and a scam but i don´t think you can

ya lucky ass bum me? i´ll rise from my grave to do it all again

unstopable like a zombie a one man army of the undeads

I´m a living war machine thorning your whole world to threads

if yo check inside my mind yo would cry like a damn baby

just what niggas expect when they taste the world of crazy

a mutation, involution, a unnatural force of murder

better cry out to your gods cos I´m coming from down under

(MC JC)

This is my pal Groovy MuthaFucka and he's got a gun and the guts

And I'm MC JC, and three girls are now suckin' my nuts

What I eat for mah breakfast is a slut's tight black ass

But if you're underage don't worry I'll give ya your fuck class

If you're a girl and you have a hole I'll take down my pole and stick it right in

I'm hot as a steam, I'll lick your cunt clean, and fuck 'till u scream yo that's what I mean

'cos I'm sick I'm so perverted I will jerk off watching "Wild Life"

I'll think I'm an ox and I'm charging against the pussy on your wife!

(Falado) "Hey slut, I'll make ya cum three times while bro Groovy MF is rhymin' the next verse"

(Groovy MF)

(falado) yo, yo, to better watch out cos GMF is around

yo mama told yo you´re a wise nigga so check your ass and watch yo self

cos when Groovy MotherFucker was born he was born beyond hell

and your mama also told me I got the biggest black dick around

that´s why when I wanted to cum I had to give the bitch a call

and now you´re dealing with the G man - that´s why I had to kill your dad

but the old bitch didn´t told you that she wanted me to kill you instead

(falado - pausa na música) "what the hell I´ll kill them both for a laugh"

so you´re running from the unforgiven from the blade to the gun

as yo weak ass mind begin to fall apart I think I RIP you for the fun

and yo know piece of shit this nigga here is fucking your old mama too

I gonna take my turn on her ass while old JC blast his rhymes on you

(MC JC)

Yea, MC JC dis name you'll not read in a name tag

My cock is so big tha' I could use it as a third leg

So come here foxy lady come shake down your behinds,

Sex it's what I'm talking about, I'll cum till you blow yer mind

'cause perversion is my middle name i fuck you even if you're dead

Could be a dead cow's carcass but if da hole's there I'll bang it ahead

(Falado) "Yo bitch, it's your first time? Are you virgin? Don't worry I won't take it harsh"

(gritado) I'll fuck you so bad you'll be sitting on a pillow when you go to the church!